Monday, June 25, 2012

Every Tiny Bottle Of Liquor You Take From The Mini-Bar Is A Slap In The Face Of Our Dear Leader!

Got this from barackobama.com -- they're having a contest for dinner with the President and First Lady. Beyond the assumption that I, a mere peasant, should be about messing my pants over the prospect of dining in Barack and Michelle's august presence, is the pettiness of the attempt at humor.
One of my responsibilities as chief operating officer of this campaign is to sign off on travel costs -- so I see every expense for a hotel room or plane ticket.

If you win Dinner with Barack, I'll be the one approving your flight arrangements from your town to your dinner with the President and First Lady.

Managing the logistics of these dinners is tough, but we do it because giving supporters a seat at the table -- literally -- is a huge priority for this campaign. You guys are out there knocking on doors, making calls, and working hard to re-elect the President. You deserve a thank you.

Plus, the donations you chip in make a huge difference in getting us ready for the long haul to November.

The contest ends tomorrow night -- so donate $3 or whatever you can right now to be automatically entered for a chance to join the President and First Lady for dinner:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Dinner-with-the-Obamas

And don't forget -- I see the hotel bills, too, so don't break in to that minibar.

Good luck,

Ann Marie

Ann Marie Habershaw
Chief Operating Officer
Obama for America

Seriously? Obama's travel bill and carbon footprint could support a small nation and you're needling me about the mini-bar?

"You guys are out there knocking on doors, making calls, and working hard to re-elect the President. You deserve a thank you." But you don't deserve the mini-bar!

Monday, June 18, 2012

Today We Learn That BDSM Is Racist

Adidas blasted over new 'shackle' sneaker

When I saw these things, the first thing I thought was that they were going to be popular in the lighter, more playful end of the BDSM community. Little did I know that these sneakers are racist!
Syracuse University economics professor Boyce Watkins:
"Shackles... the stuff that our ancestors wore for 400 years while experiencing the most horrific atrocities imaginable, most of which were never documented in the history books and kept away from you in the educational system, all so you would be willing to put shackles on your ankles today and not be so sensitive about it."
"I am offended by these shoes because there is nothing funny about the prison industrial complex, which is the most genocidal thing to happen to the black family since slavery itself," he added.

Because, you know, the shackles. Which means, logically, that all BDSM apparatus is racist, right?

Way more racist than some silly day-glo plastic shackles, right?
Way more racist than some silly day-glo plastic shackles, right? $130 at Hypnotic Steel Designs!
Tell me where I can find the flaw in my logic. Please.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Our Lawless President

Immigration Law Relaxed by President’s Order

No matter how you feel about illegal immigration, this is a terrible thing for our President to do. We are a nation of laws, of a written Constitution. Our Constitution does not grant our President the power to "relax" -- a gentle word for "ignore" -- the laws of our country at will.

We have vested our legislative branch, Congress, with the power to make and unmake our federal laws. The President has no such power. It is his duty, his obligation to uphold Congress's laws, whether he agrees with them or not!

To allow otherwise is to grant the President nearly dictatorial powers. President Obama, more than any other President in modern history, has earned impeachment, but our cowardly Congress refuses to stand up for its own laws, its own rights.

If the President does not like our immigration laws, he has the power to petition Congress just like anyone else, and he has much greater influence on that institution than a normal citizen, but he cannot, legally, Constitutionally, usurp their powers by simply deciding he will ignore laws he does not like.

This is not the first time Obama has violated federal law and usurped Congressional powers. He did it when he made a recess appointment while the Senate was not in recess. He did it when he violated the War Powers Act during his attack on Libya. He does it every day with his extra-legal use of federal agencies to impose regulations on Americans beyond what is stipulated in law.

It is the responsibility of Congress to step in and prevent this. Will it? It's hard to seem optimistic when Congress itself is in violation of the law for failing to pass a budget for more than three years and has cravenly refused to uphold its authority in the face of all Obama's past illegal acts.

Sheer outrageous unconstitutionality aside, the President's act is offensive all on its own lack of merits. As with many of these "for the children" types of actions, the idea that he is doing this for children is a misleading one. The standards for eligibility are:

  • Came into U.S. before the age of 16 years
  • Are still younger than 30 years
  • Have been in the country for at least 5 years
  • Have no criminal history
  • Have graduated from a U.S. high school/GED
  • Served in the military 

"Younger than 30 years" is not exactly most peoples' idea of a "child." And, remember, these are illegal immigrants. By definition, we have no official, reliable documentation of when they entered the country. This is a blanket exemption for anyone under 30 to assert that he is, in fact, a child of illegal immigrants who has been her for at least 5 years! There's no way to know! These people work under the table -- they don't have rock-solid employment records, tax returns, real social security numbers, etc.

We can't even tell if they are, in fact, still under 30!!

The bogus document and bogus history for illegal immigrant business is already thriving in this country. This is a potential amnesty for every illegal immigrant in the country who's not middle-aged or elderly!!

The "served in the military" one is interesting. An illegal immigrant cannot, legally, serve in the military. Thus, to have served, the illegal would have hide to lie on his application and provide false documentation -- crimes. Isn't that "a criminal history?"

In fact, all illegal immigrants have "a criminal history" because, hey, illegal immigrant! Entering and living illegally in this country for years requires routine violations of the law, not just at the initial entry, but ongoing criminality in providing false documentation and lying to public officials.

Keep in mind, this act is not about children of illegals born here. That's settled under current law, though I disagree with it. If they were born here, then they qualify as U.S. citizens with all rights and responsibilities that entails. I think that's a travesty, but that's how things are. No, this act is specifically about "children of illegal immigrants" who are, in stark fact, illegal immigrants themselves!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Tear Down This Wall!

Twenty-five years ago, today, he stood in front of the Brandenberg Gate and demanded it. Two and a half years later, the people of Berlin tore that wall down.

God bless you, President Reagan.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Not A Jury In The Country

I think this falls under "There's not a jury in the country that will convict him."

I was gonna say, "not a jury in the world," but then we see this from the Netherlands and we're reminded how lucky we are to be in the U.S.

Horrible Snarling Thing Outside Your Tent

I had to call attention to this article, if for no other reason than this paragraph:
Second, there is the bison’s Latin name. Most North American animals have sensible Latin names. For instance, the bobcat’s is Lynx rufus (literally, “cat named Rufus”). The grizzly bear’s Latin designation is Ursus arctos horribilis—from the Latin horribilis (horrible) ursus (snarling thing) arctos (outside your tent). But the Plains bison? Its Latin name is—ready for this? It’s not a typo—bison bison bison (literally, “we can’t think of any other words”).

Friday, June 1, 2012

Quote of the Day

"When you're marching down the wrong road, making 'Forward' your slogan is less than entirely helpful." -- Jonah Goldberg

Nanny Bloomberg Is At It Again

Bloomberg is trying to ban the sale of sweetened drinks in sizes greater than 16 oz. in NYC. Danial R. Moody at Breitbart explains how Bloomberg's Soft Drink Ban Will Subsidize Soda Drinkers.

A commenter on that story, CB750, expresses the insanity perfectly: "A woman has the right to abort a fetus but she doesn't have a right to drink a large Cherry Coke."

Another Craven Act By The Coward-In-Chief

President Obama Shuns Lech Walesa

Lech Walesa, Nobel Peace Prize winner and leader of the Polish Solidarity movement before the fall of the Iron Curtain, is one of the greatest political figures and proponents of freedom of the 20th century. Poland wanted him to accept the Medal of Freedom at the White House on "behalf of Jan Karski, a member of the Polish Underground during World War II who was being honored posthumously this week."

Obama said no. Walesa is too "political."

What a coward Obama is. Obama is a blight on the much-tarnished Nobel Peace Prize. He's not fit to lick Walesa's boots.