Wednesday, May 9, 2012

OK, Think About What You Just Wrote

In an otherwise good story on plans by the USPS to avoid closing many rural post offices, the reporter offers up this gem of a paragraph:

Among the concerns of rural residents is they lack reliable Internet service, so they must depend on letters and packages for such important items as mail-order prescription drugs.
I rely heavily on a small rural post office: the mailbox at the end of my driveway got knocked down so many times I got tired of putting it back up, and it's a terrible place to hold packages. They're not safe and it's hard to keep anything sizable out of the weather at the end of my 150-yard-long farm driveway. So I have all my mail come to a PO Box at the nearby post office. It's a tiny branch that's had the same two lovely ladies on staff since I moved out here about 18 years ago.

I also have very poor internet service. There is absolutely no suitable broadband option available to me -- no cable and no DSL, and the nature of my work makes satellite internet untenable.

But apparently I'm farther behind the times than I thought! If I'm interpreting that paragraph correctly, if you have reliable internet service, you don't have to depend on letters and packages for such important items as mail-order prescription drugs! Apparently, with cutting-edge reliable, internet service you can actually receive your mail-order prescription drugs through the internet! What an amazing world we live in!

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