Saturday, November 3, 2012

Obama Stays Classy, Campaigns For The Crazy Aunt Vote

This morning in my in box from Obama for America:
Good news: The Buckeye State has extended early vote hours this weekend.

Do your friends and family know? Grandma and grandpa, friends from high school, coworkers, neighbors, and crazy Aunt Mildred -- make sure they know they can vote this weekend.
Crazy Aunt Mildred, huh? We don't care if she's incapable of making rational choices! Just drag her in there and make sure she votes for Obama!

Obama is fairly sure that he's got the crazy vote in the bag, if he can just get them to find the polling place and stop ranting long enough to mark a ballot.

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