Business Cat

My 7-year-old daughter loves Business Cat:

Business Cat just called to make sure
That we're singing from the same hymn sheet
That we're optimising, synergising our portfolio
Diversifying our assets
By investing in other kind of business pets.
...

In the future, corporate buzzwords will be the way all the hip kids are talking!

It's incredibly catchy and well-done. At the end, I had to ask her, "What's it about?"

"It's about a cat that has a business! Hahahahahaha!"

That'll do.